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HOW TO RECOVER FROM A ONE-NIGHT STAND LIKE A BOSS!
Rise and shine, you beautiful elite man! Wait — who the hell is that? Oh, right, it’s the lovely co-ed who you stumbled home with at four in the morning. Try to recall last night, when you invested time in seducing her with your charm and charismatic demeanor, witty world insight, and tequila-infused make out sessions–all these events occurring at the renowned Provocateur while under the influence of Alacran, no less. Add that to your list of accomplishments. Now, what’s your next move? Obviously, you want to create some necessary distance from this reminder of the previous evening’s shameful, almost hedonistic indulgences. You’re most likely disgusted by the fact that you hardly knew each other and the conversation barely surpassed idle chitchat. Follow these tips to ensure a safe recovery from a one night encounter.

Be sure to get rid of the condom: We believe you must hold good values and use morality as your guide in your decision-making. Nonetheless, we have all likely had one-night stands with some less-than-wholesome individuals whom we must certainly question the morality of. Some women with malicious intentions have done some rather shady things to unsuspecting men. Promptly dispose of the condom—preferably, flush it down the toilet–and make sure there are no messy remnants at the scene. We have witnessed the tragic fall of a male go that left himself susceptible to a manipulative individual. Following oral sex, this woman collected his semen in her mouth and, unbeknownst to him, used it to impregnate herself later. Her payout for bearing his child was an outrageous 40 million dollars.

Tell her you have an appointment you need to rush to: Unless she’s already taken the initiative to depart before you awake, you can speed up this process yourself. Inform her of an early urgent appointment that you must prepare for, making it imperative that she leaves promptly. You’re not a douche — you’re just busy! It’s important to be considerate of her feelings, as she’s likely as embarrassed last night’s events as you are. If she has already begun putting on her clothes while mumbling something about ibuprofen, this line is not needed.

Don’t expect a girlfriend-like experience: Remember, you guys barely know each other and she was likely entertaining you for the same reason you were entertaining her. Thus, pretending to be affection and spooning all morning is likely as annoying to you as it is to her. However, if you’re expecting to be woken up with a morning bj, you will most likely be disappointed. She’s perspiring booze, just like you. She wants to brush her teeth and get on her way. Wake-up sex is commonly reserved for those who’ve spent more than one night together.

Hide everything: Be sure to take all your valuables such as jewelry, cash, and other luxurious items and hide them in your safe or an alternative private location. You can never be certain of the intentions of a stranger you let enter your dwelling, especially after only knowing each other for a few hours. Trust us, if you have yet to exchange names and she sees your diamond encrusted Jacob watch lying on the nightstand, the mischevious ones would certainly grab it in a heartbeat. Your insurance won’t cover stupidity.

Help her get home: Whether it’s calling her a cab, walking her out, or giving her a lift home, be a gentleman and help her prevent the obvious walk of shame. Keep in mind that you shared a night together, and it will be difficult for her to navigate her way home from a foreign location while hung over, nauseous, and lacking sleep. If you’re lacking couth and too lazy to leave the bed, at least give her a $20 to ensure her ability to get home.

Ask her for her phone number and tell her your girlfriend is coming over soon: Even if you’re still questioning your sober compatibility with her, be sure to take down her phone number. This is assuming you aren’t completely regretting your encounter with her. Who knows what the future might hold for you two? It never hurt to have additional friends you can call on when you’re having a slow night.

Plan B: If you were extremely lackadaisical the previous night and decided to forgo the condom, be sure to provide her with a morning after pill. You must ensure that you don’t receive any unexpected phone calls informing you that you’re a father. In future cases, be sure to remember to use your prophylactics.

Apple has been awarded more than $1 billion in damages as it prevailed in its patent-infringement case against Samsung. The jury decided that the majority of Samsung smartphones and tablets violate patents held by Apple including features such as the zoom in and out innovation achieved by tapping the screen. The jury also decided that Samsung’s infringement was intentional and said the firm’s counter-suit for $399 million against Apple was without merit. Samsung has said it will appeal against the ruling. ‘We will move immediately to file post-verdict motions to overturn this decision in this court and if we are not successful, we will appeal this decision to the Court of Appeals,’ a statement from Samsung said. The verdict in the complex case came after the nine-member jury began deliberations on Wednesday. The software giant are set to call for a sales injunction at a hearing next month, demanding Samsung products are pulled from the U.S. market. The landmark legal case could also affect other territories such as the UK, as Apple could call for import bans on its rivals products. Apple Corp. filed its lawsuit in April 2011 and engaged legions of the country’s highest-paid patent lawyers to demand $2.5 billion from its top smartphone competitor. Samsung Electronics Co. fired back with its own lawsuit seeking $399 million. But the day belonged to Apple as the jury rejected all Samsung’s claim against Apple. The jury did reject some of Apple’s claims against the two dozen Samsung devices at issue, declining to award the $2.5 billion Apple demanded. During closing arguments, Apple attorney Harold McElhinny claimed Samsung was having a ‘crisis of design’ after the 2007 launch of the iPhone, and executives with the South Korean company were determined to illegally cash in on the success of the revolutionary device. Samsung’s lawyers countered that it was simply and legally giving consumers what they want: Smart phones with big screens. They said Samsung didn’t violate any of Apple’s patents and further alleged innovations claimed by Apple were actually created by other companies. Apple’s legal team plans to formally demand Samsung pull its most popular cellphones and computer tablets from the U.S. market. They also can ask the judge to triple the damages to $3 billion. U.S. District Judge Lucy Koh will decide those issues along with Samsung’s demand she overturn the jury’s verdict in several weeks. The outcome of the case is likely to have ripple effects in the smartphone market. After seeing Samsung’s legal defeat, other device makers relying on Android may become more reluctant to use the software and risk getting dragged into court. ‘Some of these device makers might end up saying, ‘We love Android, but we really don’t want to fight with Apple anymore,’ said Christopher Marlett, CEO of MDB Capital Group, an investment bank specializing in intellectual property. ‘I don’t know if $1 billion is hugely significant to Apple or Samsung,’ Marlett said. ‘But there is a social cost here. As a company, you don’t want to be known as someone who steals from someone else. I am sure Samsung wants to be known as an innovator, especially since a lot of Asian companies have become known for copying the designs of innovators.’ Samsung conceded that Apple makes great products but said it doesn’t have a monopoly on the design of rectangle phones with rounded corners that it claimed it created. The trial came after each side filed a blizzard of legal motions and refused advisories by U.S. District Judge Lucy Koh to settle the dispute out of court. Samsung has sold 22.7 million smartphones and tablets that Apple claimed uses its technology. McElhinny said those devices accounted for $8.16 billion in sales since June 2010. Apple and Samsung combined account for more than half of global smartphone sales. As part of its lawsuit, Apple also demanded that Samsung pull its most popular cellphones and computer tablets from the U.S. market. From the beginning, legal experts and Wall Street analysts viewed Samsung as the underdog in the case. Apple’s headquarters is a mere 10 miles from the courthouse, and jurors were picked from the heart of Silicon Valley where Apple’s late founder Steve Jobs is a revered technological pioneer. While the legal and technological issues were complex, patent expert Alexander I. Poltorak previously said the case would likely boil down to whether jurors believe Samsung’s products look and feel almost identical to Apple’s iPhone and iPad. To overcome that challenge at trial, Samsung’s lawyers argued that many of Apple’s claims of innovation were either obvious concepts or ideas stolen from Sony Corp. and others. Experts called that line of argument a high-risk strategy because of Apple’s reputation as an innovator. Apple’s lawyers argued there is almost no difference between Samsung products and those of Apple, and presented internal Samsung documents they said showed it copied Apple designs. Samsung lawyers insisted that several other companies and inventors had previously developed much of the Apple technology at issue. Samsung has emerged as one of Apple’s biggest rivals and has overtaken as the leading smartphone maker. Samsung’s Galaxy line of phones run on Android, a mobile operating system that Google Inc. has given out for free to Samsung and other phone makers. Google entered the smartphone market while its then-CEO Eric Schmidt was on Apple’s board, infuriating Apple co-founder Steve Jobs, who considered Android to be a blatant rip off of the iPhone’s innovations. After shoving Schmidt off Apple’s board, Jobs vowed that Apple would resort to ‘thermonuclear war’ to destroy Android and its allies. If Android lose any ground in the mobile computing market, that would hurt Google, too. That’s because Google relies on Android to drive mobile traffic to its search engine and services to sell more advertising. The Apple-Samsung trial came after each side filed a blizzard of legal motions and refused advisories by the judge to settle the dispute out of court. Deliberations by the jury of seven men and two women began Wednesday. Jurors left the courthouse without addressing the scrum of international media who camped out at the San Jose courthouse for a month. They notified the judge at about 2:30 p.m. that they had arrived at a verdict after deliberating two-and-a-half days. Many expected deliberations to last longer because of the complexity of the case. Jurors filed into the courtroom silently Friday, the youngest juror who favored flip flops, shorts and playing videogames was wearing a Beatles sweatshirt and handed over the 20-page verdict form with little fanfare. The U.S. trial is just the latest skirmish between the two tech giants over product designs. Previous legal battles were fought in Australia, the United Kingdom and Germany. The U.S. case is one of some 50 lawsuits among myriad telecommunications companies jockeying for position in the burgeoning $219 billion market for smartphones and computer tablets. And in what could be a foreshadowing of the U.S. verdict a court in South Korea ruled Apple and Samsung have both infringed each other’s patents on mobile devices The Seoul Central District Court decided Samsung did not copy the look and feel of the iPhone, and that Apple infringed on Samsung’s wireless technology. In a split decision on the case, however, the panel of judges also said Samsung violated Apple’s rights to the bounce-back feature when scrolling on touch screens. The ruling affects only the South Korean market, and is part of a larger, epic struggle over patents and innovation unfolding in nine countries. The biggest stakes are in the U.S., where Apple is suing Samsung for $2.5billion (£1.6billion) over allegations it has created illegal knockoffs of iPhones and iPads. The Seoul ruling was a rare victory for Samsung in its arguments that Apple has infringed on its wireless technology patents, which previously have been shot down by courts in Europe. ‘This is basically Samsung’s victory on its home territory,’ patent attorney Jeong Woo-sung told The Associated Press. ‘Out of nine countries, Samsung got the ruling that it wanted for the first time in South Korea.’

Usher’s ex-wife Tameka Raymond suffered fresh heartache today – after losing the custody battle over their two sons. The 33-year-old singer was awarded primary care of four-year-old Usher Raymond V and Naviyd, three, after a ruling by Georgia judge, TMZ reports. It comes just weeks after Tameka’s 11-year-old son Kile – from a previous relationship – tragically died following a freak jet ski accident last month. The former couple were both giving evidence last week, with Tameka trying to prevent the singer from taking sole custody of their two young sons, while closing arguments were also delivered. It was a messy battle which saw Tameka accuse Usher of being an absent father – while he branded her a bad mother who was unable to bond with their children. Their two sons will now spend most of their time with their father – while it is unclear how much access Tameka will get to the young boys. Usher and Tameka previously had a co-parenting agreement in place. According to Fox Atlanta, an attorney representing the vocalist said at an earlier hearing: ‘We believe the evidence is that Ms Raymond is incapable of being a proper parent to these children. The ruling comes after Tameka’s son Kile, 11, from a previous relationship, tragically died last month ‘That she does not have the emotional stability or capacity to bond with them, and therefore she is handicapped.’ However the 41-year-old stylist’s attorney Lisa West told the court the pop star is on the road all the time, and cannot rely on the ‘village’ of his mother, grandmother and aunt, who all attended, to keep the children. She added that he does not have a good relationship with his mother, and said Tameka is determined to fight for custody. The two divorced in 2009 and both sides admitted the current co-parenting arrangement is not working. They have been attending Fulton County for various hearings over the past several months, with both giving testimony. Usher, whose surname is Raymond, told the court on Monday last week that he tries to focus on his children when they are with him, but sometimes he has to juggle other commitments. According to the The Atlanta Journal-Constitution he said: ‘I try to do all of my work when I don’t have the children, but there may be times when there’s an obligation of something that comes up.’

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