It’s not just one couple, it could in fact be multiple couples that we come across throughout our lives that we all have to come to hate. It’s that couple that decides to show the world every little thing that happens in the course of their relationship and is therefore labeled as two annoying and hopeless romantics. The couple we all hate can earn this title for many different reasons. Usually, it will be from the root of two things. The first being that it’s one of your best friend that’s engaged in the relationship and you are literally seeing him lose his manhood in front of your eyes. The second is that you’ve become absolutely sick of seeing a new slew of photos every day on Facebook about how supposedly great every moment two people spend together is. It’s quite shocking to see two people so involved in the value of a bond they share with each other because it’s common knowledge that in seven month to two years they will most likely curse the day they met each other or even not talk at all. If you ask us, the couple we all hate is the couple that is going to have the most brutal break up because of their belief that Facebook is their own personal People magazine.

Annoying social media:

As mentioned before, the worst thing about the couple we all hate is that they decide to show every up and down of their relationship on Facebook as it was worthy of being featured in a tabloid magazine. Newsflash: no one cares about the day you went apple picking or the amazing dessert you had at your pedestrian restaurant together. Keep that stuff to yourself, unless you of course feel that a relationship isn’t really a good one unless everyone else thinks so, too. Very mature, might I add. Even more terrible to see is when the couple we all hate decides to fight and they both switch their statuses to “It’s complicated” or “single,” only to switch it back a few days later. Between all the sneaker salesmen and party invites I get on Facebook, the last thing I need to see is a shitty version of The Notebook unfold in my timeline. Just when you thought it couldn’t get any more excruciating than Facebook, here comes Twitter and Instagram to try and take the trophy of unbearable content. Constantly do we see girls tweet “i love my #boyfriend,” sometimes referring to him by a stupid nickname they made up. Are you aware other people don’t care about this at all? Twitter is for people trying to make each other laugh or to provide valuable information concerning something that actually matters in society. Using it as a tool to brag about something that isn’t the least bit interesting is wasting space and abusing the freedom of the internet. The couple we all hate has also for some reason taken it upon themselves to pollute the atmosphere with photos of themselves on Instagram, usually accompanied by a sickening amount of hashtags. This isn’t beautiful, cute or funny. It’s just two people taking all the pride they have in themselves and letting the world know everyone should worship their greatness. You can have all the photos you want of the two of you two having a good time, but keep them to yourself god damn it because they mean absolutely nothing to the rest of us.

Losing manhood:

The couple we all hate usually involves two genders. Women are known for loving all that lovey-dovey shit like flowers and dick pics but guys do not because they have balls. The man is supposed to be the dominant one in the relationship but the couple we all hate usually has the women running the house with your dear friend slowly turning into a bitch for lack of a better word. You will catch him ditching his friends, changing as a person in terms of his values and beliefs because he thinks he’s a movie star playing a part who cannot relate to normal people. The couple we all hate features a man who confuses his weakness towards his girlfriend for true love. Any time the female is the commander and chief of the ship, the couple instantly turns into the couple we all hate. Holding her purse, dropping off her birth control or even hanging out with her parents are all signs you just got bitched. The male counterpart in the couple we all hate does things so emasculating that if he saw himself behaving so much like a pet from the outside he’d probably throw up.

Constant breaking up and making up:

Here is where the couple we all hate goes from being hated to being despised because of how incredibly annoying they are as a unit. Most of the time these relationships are not even a fraction of what they seem like to everyone else via their social media efforts. Their relationship is most likely a deteriorated mess that desperately tries to put itself back together after being torn apart over and over again. We have even seen one couple we all hate take each other back after they were both cheating on each other at different times. The couple we all hate will find themselves having only one thing in common with each other and that’s their urge to fight with each other because they love the false joy that comes with getting back together. Being friends with the couple we all hate puts you in the middle of all the nonsense and it’s hard to not feel like you are watching a terribly written movie about two people who are addicted to the drama that comes with breaking up and making up.

Closing:

The couple we all hate sucks but it is something we all sadly have to experience because it keeps coming back in the form of different people who will all soon lose their individuality because they let the worst parts of themselves take over. The best advice to give them is that they are not married on a movie, so nothing is going to happen if you just stop worrying about impressing people or what’s going to happen if you break up and instead concentrate on how much you love having sex with each other. The couple we all hate is usually too busy making such a scene out of everything they do that they never have time for themselves where they can enjoy all the casual sex they were meant to enjoy by being in a relationship. Less time making fools out of yourself, more time in bed. It’s impossible to screw that shit up, anyway.